We are gathered here together today to join NAME1 and NAME2 in the vows of virtual matrimony.

This ceremony will serve to strengthen you, and give more light to your love so that it may grow and radiate joy to all those you touch on your journey through Cyberspace.

Officate turns to NAME1:

NAME1, please repeat after me:

I, NAME1, take you, NAME2, to be my virtual wife, and vow from this day forward to place you first and foremost in my virtual life.

To always be open and honest in all matters which affect our lives together

To be understanding and realize that you are not avoiding me in times of dropped carriers, connect failures, server crashes, and power outages.

To be patient and understand that you are not ignoring me during screen freezes, server lags, ESP storms, and AFK times.

To defend and preserve you and your good name from any who would do you harm, and to be ever mindful of, and active in seeking to fulfill, the dreams we share together.

Officate turns to NAME2:

NAME2, please repeat after me:

I, NAME2, take you, NAME1, to be my virtual wife, and vow from this day forward to place you first and foremost in my virtual life.

To always be open and honest in all matters which affect our lives together

To be understanding and realize that you are not avoiding me in times of dropped carriers, connect failures, server crashes, and power outages.

To be patient and understand that you are not ignoring me during screen freezes, server lags, ESP storms, and AFK times.

To defend and preserve you and your good name from any who would do you harm, and to be ever mindful of, and active in seeking to fulfill, the dreams we share together

Officate turns to NAME1:

NAME1, as you give your item to NAME2, repeat after me:

I, NAME1, pledge to you, NAME2, my heart for all our days together

Officate turns to NAME2:

NAME2, as you give your item to NAME1, repeat after me:

I, NAME2, pledge to you, NAME1, my heart for all our days together.

These vows of matrimony are not to be construed as the surrendering of two selves into one.

Each self of NAME1 and NAME2 remain whole, complete in and of themselves as individual identities. The joining in marriage is the joyful union of two wholes into a greater whole and each will strengthen the other.

By the powers vested in me by the Consiglieres of Seducity, I, OFFICATE , present to our citizens a new union.

May it ever flourish.

NAME1, you may kiss your bride!